Cloud Cinephile Pillows

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

What's an Imax cave?

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"Housekeeping?!"

'It was great. I hated it.'

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

Film Star Robert de Niro

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

'Vital mission - movie parody'

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

"Personally, I'm getting sick of sequels."

"'City Slickers' was O.K., but, let's face it, it was no 'Claire's Knee.'"

May I have the envelope, please?

"I love my luvvie."

'I think I'll wait for the movie.'

Daniel Craig caricature

'We are from the planet Condescendia. Take us to your cute little leader.'

Jennifer Aniston

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

Marcello Mastroianni.

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

'Cosa vuol significare 'Spaghetti Western'?'

Tenafly International Film Festival

Woody Allen