Cult Classic Cinephile Pillows

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Benedict Cumberbatch

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

What's an Imax cave?

"Housekeeping?!"

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

'It was great. I hated it.'

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

"All stories have been told, all songs have been sung. But that won't stop us from making movie reboots."

Film Star Robert de Niro

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

May I have the envelope, please?

"Personally, I'm getting sick of sequels."

"I love my luvvie."

'I think I'll wait for the movie.'

'We are from the planet Condescendia. Take us to your cute little leader.'

Daniel Craig caricature

Jennifer Aniston

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

Marcello Mastroianni.

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

'Cosa vuol significare 'Spaghetti Western'?'

Tenafly International Film Festival

Woody Allen

Biannual relationship conversation, new business. Item one: What kinds of movies should we see going forward. Action thrillers with the bodacious Clint Eastwood. Moralistic British comedies, anything starring or produced by Al Gore! Eastwood! Natalie Portman! What?! it's platonic! Eastwood. Whatever you want. Gimme your bullhorn. It's spankin' time.

Peter Jackson's Hobbit

A general points out his ribbons which signify films he has watched.