Cloud Appreciator Prints

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"All we have left is standing room only."

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"My kid could do that."

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

'We've been enjoying the ambiance for 20 minutes. Now we'd like to enjoy some service.'

Next World Tours

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Susie's single status had spread to her socks.

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

'To enable them to provide the service we require the procurement team have submitted a request for seven wands, a crystal ball and a time machine...'

'How Sir Isaac Newton discovered swing bowling'

Think Positive!

"You'll love this internet cafe. It's got great blogosphere."

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

Cloud Kites

Look...a friendly face.

"I'm telling you my computer is making an obscene gesture!"

Perpetual Motion.

'Well Ma, I guess it's time to update our milking machine.'

'This Valentine's, Ted and I are just giving each other more space.'

'It's for Pookie.'