Cloud Admirer Pillows

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"All we have left is standing room only."

Clouds forming a smiling face

Two clouds meet, one wearing a jacket with a silver lining.

Next World Tours

Cloud Kites

"Remember son, every cloud has a silver lin...oh."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Artifishial Intelligence

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"It makes me want to pee."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

Couple stargazing: 'Now a word from our sponsor...'

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).