Cosmos Admirer Pillows

"Look out! There's another one of those things!

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"All we have left is standing room only."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Gravity...Go figure!'

The star hunters

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"We used up our planet's energy source and we're here to hijack yours. Where do you keep all your coffee?"

The Big Tipper

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

Save Mars

'What's PPI and how did you get this number?'

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

Cleaning up space junk.

Aurora

Robot about to eat a battery

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

Stephen Hawking

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

'If we can put a man on the moon, why can't it be him?'

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

"What's the first thing you remember?" "Why do you ask?" "Because it'll help the cosmologists." "Come again?" "Cosmologists have discovered a lot about the universe. In 1990, they discovered cosmic microwaves are 'black body radiation.'" "What that means is, they discovered the microwave radiation that fills the universe conforms exactly to a pattern known as a 'black body spectrum' that was predicted by models of the Big Bang." "English!!!" "They proved the Big Bang happened." "But one of the b

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