Clothes Making T-Shirts

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Ripped Jeans

"It's 25% cotton and 75% made in China"

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'She's so put together!'

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"This is daring, but I like it."

Cat Tie

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"How soon will this be a remnant

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

At the suit makers

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"