Clothes Fitting Aficionado Pillows

Woman trying on clothes and ripping them - Breakages to be paid for.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Leadership suits you

Men's business romper.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Cat Tie

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Keeping warm.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

wattle covers

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

Changing Room Decisions

Congratulations on the new you!

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

'Too much for the school run?'

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

His and Her wardrobe's

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress