Closet Intellectual Mugs

"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

The intellectual.

Shoe addict.

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

And this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

The Mattress Savings Bank

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"Is it my imagination, or does our use of correction fluid increase as people's teeth get whiter?"

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"

Time to put away your presents. I don't have room. You said you "needed" a new jacket. I do! My old one's too small. Donate it. I would. But I can't get it out of my closet.

'This closet needs digitized.'

Closet.

It's too hard to clean my closet. Take out everything. Throw them into "keep", "donate" or "toss" boxes. Ok. Done!

...she found out that the basque he'd bought wasn't for her.

'And this is the walk-in clos..' - 'We'll take it!!'

'I want a classic that reveals eternal truths, absolute justice and moral courage without challenging my basic prejudices.'

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

We're all litigation crazy. Last week I had to sue my wife for joint custody of the closet.

'I guess you'd call it a queer request. He wants his ashes put in a fruit jar and hidden in the closet.'

"Oh, I love this! The huge walk-in closet comes with it's own master bedroom!"

Triceratops - "A Turtleneck? You couldn't get me a shirt with buttons?

"Harold is a closet intellectual and he's never coming out."

'Now, are you looking for a closet or something under a bed?'

Honey?! Can you bring up two crowbars to Twig's room? What for? She needs help. Mo-om! You're being extreme. Done! You've got plenty of space to hang your new Christmas clothes. Ok. I'll clean out my closet. Our work is done!

For Sale. And, of course, there's a roomy walk-in closet.

"So how come you never sent them a 'common-sense' pandemic."

'Does it have plenty of closet space? My husband sulks a lot.'

Bishop looking non plussed with a shepherds' crook for a question mark above his head.

'Do you like my new dress dear?' (Price reads - An arm and a leg)

The woman next door bought a coat exactly like mine!