Closet Eater Prints

'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

All Natural Nothing

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

All-Day Breakfast

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

Closet.

"I gave up on finding Mr. Right and settled for Mr. Chocolate!"

"Trust me, you won't miss the air when you see this closet space."

'Is there a money back guarantee if the burrito isn't as big as your head?'

'This closet needs digitized.'

An apple a day!

'And this is the walk-in clos..' - 'We'll take it!!'

Flatware Follies.

'You order the jumbo combo?'

Health Foods; "When did I ever eat back pain and trigger fingers?"

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

Diners sit in high chairs, wear bibs and eat baby food. Man says: 'I love this place, it's just so retro.'

We're all litigation crazy. Last week I had to sue my wife for joint custody of the closet.

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

Go large or go home!

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."

"Oh, I love this! The huge walk-in closet comes with it's own master bedroom!"

'I guess you'd call it a queer request. He wants his ashes put in a fruit jar and hidden in the closet.'