Close Relatives Prints

Potato Famine (somebody didn't make enough mashed potatoes)

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

Children's Party

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Young Gums

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

Tongue in the ear...

Mime Baby

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

Stockwell's day

'I guess you've noticed that most of these trespasses are reruns.'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

'He just outlawed his in-laws.'

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"Before we begin, I think you should all know that I once smoked a reefer in 1935."

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

Remembering His Marbles

'I'm going to love having me in Haiti.'

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

"And for you older folks, the current time is 'nowadays.'"

You are not forgotten!

'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'