Close Family Friend Prints

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Shepherd and eurydice

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

Balloon Kids

Holding hands

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

Infantry.

Senior Jeopardy!

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

"We balanced our budget this month!"

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

'You've become like a son to me, Alvin. But the company has strict rules against nepotism, so I have to let you go.'

Which vaccines did they have when you were young? You cannot get under my skin, loser. Were you vaccinated against the black plague? Not bothering me. Were you vaccinated against leprosy? I am unaffected by you. Were you vaccinated against the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs? Munch mun - When's the last time someone shoved a syrupy pancake down your pants?

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Young Gums

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."