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"His final wish was that all his medical bills be paid promptly."

"This is Miss Jones, Doctor - I want you to cheer her up. She's been through hell recently."

'Don't worry. I've got your back.'

"While you were under, I had all your friends come in and sign your heart stent."

"There's no point in our being friends if you won't let me fix you."

Hospital.

Whoa, that is one ugly baby!

'Promise me Doc: If I don't make it, don't let my family anywhere near me...'

"I don't want to be defined by who I am."

"I have an enormous favor to ask you."

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"My entire life flashed before my eyes, and I was folding laundry half the time."

"Actually, living well on his money is the best revenge."

"I see someone has already come for your sex life."

David Copperfield is Hospitably Received by Mr Peggotty

'If you're God's gift to women, I'd rather just have the money.'

'If it weren't for my husband, we'd be the perfect couple.'

'All it says is 'loyal and trustworthy friend', but that's not the real me.'

Fish and Chips - 'They were very close.'

'You've got to admire his gallows humour.'

'Is that a rhetorical question?'

"'...Love, honor, cherish til death do us part'? Wait..."

Breaking up was hard. The rejection, loss and emptiness. Not to mention all the nasty butterscotch ripple effects.

"If any place is open at this hour. I need to pick up something from the 19th century."

Legalized loitering.

"Of course you're not old - nobody's old anymore."

"I keep telling her she should do something with her stupid little online pieces."

"We've been together so long we can finish each other's divorce threats."

"He's not gay, but he's often gay-adjacent."

"I do understand, Sabrina. I've been hurt too."

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

"Shall we talk ninja to ninja?"

"The way I see it, Wendy, you only go around once."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."