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Danger! Bureaucratic Quicksand.

Time for vacation, time for work.

"You keep impeccable time."

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

"Your clock watching and staring into space skills are top notch!"

'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"Pay attention when I'm talking to you. I see your eyes darting back and forth between me and the clock."

Clock Face Golf Set

Harv works the red shift.

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

'Time manager'

'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

Quitting time

History Department

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

'Happy New Year!'

Freedom!

Clockwork Doll

Where have you been for the last hour!

'I just never thought you would turn into such a clock watcher.'

I can always tell when it's near 5 o clock. Pritkin gets that Happy HOur look in his eyes.

'Is it home time yet?'

Girls in bed

No Binge Watching

"You will fall backward. But eventually you will spring ahead."

'Try not to watch the clock. It only makes the day go slower.'

'Try not to watch the clock. It only makes the day go slower.'