Clock Confusion Connoisseur Gifts

"I always forget. Is this the day we spin ahead one hour?"

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

No caption. (Man wearing a cast is in traction. He imagines sheep lining up to jump fence. Sheep also wear casts.)

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

NASA Hits Shuffle

Building a Grandfather Clock with Grandfather.

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

Clock Face Golf Set

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Mass Confucian

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

'I just never thought you would turn into such a clock watcher.'

Where have you been for the last hour!

"No, thanks Bob. And just exactly when did you decide you were a 'dog person'?"

Freedom!

No Binge Watching

Clockwork Doll

"I told him he was punching out too hard. This time the time clock punched back."

'Surely somebody must know why we're here?'

'Try not to watch the clock. It only makes the day go slower.'

Joke traffic signs.

Time change

"Three clocks in this room, one in the kitchen, one in the front room, one in the hallway, aother three tickling upstairs, oh, and a watch in his waistcoat pocket. No forgetting the old grandfather clock in the shed. It's the most exercise he gets. Twice a year."

You are what you collect.