Clock Confusion Connoisseur Gifts

"I always forget. Is this the day we spin ahead one hour?"

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

NASA Hits Shuffle

Clock Face Golf Set

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

Building a Grandfather Clock with Grandfather.

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Mass Confucian

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

"Why won’t you just admit you forgot where you parked the car?"

No Binge Watching

"I told him he was punching out too hard. This time the time clock punched back."

"No, thanks Bob. And just exactly when did you decide you were a 'dog person'?"

Freedom!

Where have you been for the last hour!

'I just never thought you would turn into such a clock watcher.'

Clockwork Doll

'Surely somebody must know why we're here?'

'Try not to watch the clock. It only makes the day go slower.'

Joke traffic signs.

'I hear ticking but no tocking.'

Time change

"Three clocks in this room, one in the kitchen, one in the front room, one in the hallway, aother three tickling upstairs, oh, and a watch in his waistcoat pocket. No forgetting the old grandfather clock in the shed. It's the most exercise he gets. Twice a year."

You are what you collect.