Clipboard Collector Pillows

"You aren't getting enough clothing."

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

'Bucky,I'm not going to duel you over a clipboard!'

Warning people with clipboards operate in this area.

'Well, what do I have?...Within reason, of course.'

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

"We're the same age, but you look great! What's your secret?"

The dead sea scrolls

"Please feel free to browse."

"What's that smell?" "A paper cut."

"I'm just making a few behavioral notes in my journal, then I'll chase him."

'I'm still working on the mystery of how to make a decent living with a tip jar.'

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

Turkey Dinner and gravity

Bear Office Worker

Edmund Spenser

Constitution of the United States (First Draft)

'If you have a toothache, take the day off, you would be useless at work anyway...'

I always frame yours, J.B.

In-Tray, Out-Tray and Lost.

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"Wait, I'm not just a turkey! I'm also an N.F.T.—a thing that you don't understand but that your friends have told you to invest in and definitely not eat."

Safety Pin

Cartoonists.

"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?"

"I mostly rely on a collection of weird tips I've found on the internet."

'Man i'm getting FED UP with all this junk male!!'

'Just because!'

"Didn't you get the memo!? Today is Black + White Day!"

'I had no idea sticky-notes had expiration dates.'

"We save all the original packaging in case we have to return something."

''Animals' Party', it was supposed to say 'Join the Animals' Party'!'