Clinical Trial Manager Pillows

"The transformation is pretty bad, but the worst part is filling out the paperwork for the adverse events."

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

"Nice work on that German contract. You've made your mark, Ashworth."

The Devil's in the detail!

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'I'll see your diuretic and raise you three anti-depressants.'

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

'You were right, you are in the placebo group.'

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

"UK government aren’t budging boss. Sole supplier or not under the new procurement regulations our new contract has to have three KPIs..."

'When you've a minute could you design a new health infrastructure for the area with budget forecasts staffing requirements and job descriptions...tomorrow will do.'

'The buildings are merging.'

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

'I agreed to guide you, My contract says nothing about pulling a sleigh,'

'Well, why didn't you say you wanted the office to be functional?'

It was hard to put a price on progress. Real hard without a calculator.

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'