Clinic Comic Aficionados Pillows

"I missed my last appointment, because I was feeling poorly."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Prospective hospital employee: 'I do sutures. Are there any openings?'

'You're giving me a flu-shot? Shouldn't you be giving me an anti-flu shot?'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

'I'm an extremely general practitioner.'

"Doctors, Gilby, Beam and Henson. Ears, nose and throat."

'You think you have it rough. Try organizing a waiting room.'

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"I like what you have here but the title seems a little pushy."

Doctor, I can't feel my legs! I know you can't, I had to amputate your arms.

Stay away from Pigs.

'What seems to be the problem?' - 'I've got bubonic plague.' - 'Okay... so what symptoms do you have?' - 'Well, I feel chilly and I had a muscle cramp. They're both symptoms of plague.' - 'I hate Wikipedia.' - 'It says here that you should prescribe...'

Birth of a superhero

'Level with me, Doc — it's contagious, isn't it?'

"Actually that's not the cause of your persistent headaches."

'The lab report just came in. The lab is in fine shape!'

"The mood Disorders Clinic is three floors up, and then two floors down."

"Let's undress and make love!" "I am undressed!"

'I know a skirt-blower would save time, but I don't thing the patients would like it.'

'For Valentine's Day!'

"Please have a seat over by the door, sir - We're looking for a volunteer to examine you."

"Tick, tick, tick..."

"In hospital I received ten 'get well soon' cards...from the nurses."

"The 'intervention' got out of hand."

'Oh! How nice! An espresso machine!'

"We have a termite problem."

"Now where was I?"

'Ooooh, it's Frosty! Couldn't you just melt in his arms?'

"If it wasn't for my Hippocratic oath, you'd be dead by now."

'This IS our retirement plan.'

You have a low grade fever.

'I demand a second opinion!'