Clinic Cartoonist Pillows

Man pumping 'Ritlain' into a Child Behaviour Clinic,

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Can You Spot the Differences?

"We only got six days of funding."

Torturing the English Language

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

Trump pardons

Claus 2.0

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Where Indian ink came from.

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Shampoo.

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

CIA report

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

Glance Exchange

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

101 uses of a dead cat: disguise.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

"Look, it's my word balloon."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

The Frog Prince

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.