Climbing Wall Warrior Mugs

"What do I do when I get to the top?"

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

La Table

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"We're exclusively delts."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

InIn by-products.

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

Wallpapering with Nails

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

'You mean that I have to carry them to my car?'

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

A "Park and Walk" near New York City.

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"It's called being preemptive."

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

Leaf blowers at dawn.

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."

'Ha! Here's your problem. You haven't been taking the human growth hormones. Someone sold you some other kind of hormone.'

I'll take this one here.

'Any improvement?' - 'Yes, my arms are getting longer.'

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list."

'My ex-boyfriend is just here to pick up his bodybuilding magazines. You can come in if you promise not to pick a fight.'

'Good luck son, but genetically you are screwed.'

'Office real estate' lifting weights

Atlas remembers leg day