Wall Climbing Enthusiast Mugs

"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."

Easter Island legs

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

Rock Climber

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

The Path

Brickie's Mate

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

Bad times to sneeze

Rubbish and Everest

"Have you farted. . . ?"

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

"I've learned one thing: when an avalanche begins, get into the cave."

Childhood

"How do I get down?"

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

"Here's the weak point."

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"Scale" is a versatile word. We can scale rocks. Fish have scales. I love to catch and eat fish. There are music scales. We all enjoy music. Don't forget the bathroom scale. Sadly, when I step on one of those I'm reminded of the Richter Scale numbers recorded when I'm walking.

Easter Island Rock Climber

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

"My word. . . so this is how they now climb the corporate ladder. . .?"

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

Remember when?... When was that?