Wall Climbing Enthusiast Mugs

"Be nice to people climbing the wall, because you'll meet them again rappelling down."

Easter Island legs

Rock Climber

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

The Path

Brickie's Mate

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Bad times to sneeze

Rubbish and Everest

"I've learned one thing: when an avalanche begins, get into the cave."

"Have you farted. . . ?"

"How do I get down?"

Childhood

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

"Here's the weak point."

Easter Island Rock Climber

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

"My word. . . so this is how they now climb the corporate ladder. . .?"

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

Remember when?... When was that?