Climbing Stairs Pillows

The coward's way out.

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Happy Hour

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Stairlift around cliff face.

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Rock Climber

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

"Do you have an appointment?"

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Workaholic on holiday

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

The Path

"His father came from a family of climbers."

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

Climbing with the baby

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.