Climbing Stairs Pillows

The coward's way out.

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Happy Hour

Rock Climber

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Stairlift around cliff face.

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"You know, there's a corporate elevator."

"Do you have an appointment?"

FAQs.

Workaholic on holiday

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

The Path

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

"Do you have pants in XL?"

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."