The coward's way out.
Climbing Stairs Prints
Decorate their space with vibrant prints that honor the spirit of stair climbing. Ideal for motivation, celebration, or just a fun reminder of taking life's steps.
Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.
On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.
Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).
Happy Hour
Rock Climber
"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."
"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"
"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."
Stairlift around cliff face.
"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"
Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.
They've been inseparable since the avalanche.
'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'
'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'
"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."
'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'
"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."
"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."
"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"
Mountain climbers face a closed route.
"You know, there's a corporate elevator."
"Do you have an appointment?"
FAQs.
Workaholic on holiday
'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'
The Path
“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”
We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.
"Do you have pants in XL?"
How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.
The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks
"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."
"I seek enlightenment - and a way to outsource our company's tech support."
Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."
Climbing Stairs Prints Collection
Climbing Stairs Mugs
Discover a range of stair climbing-themed mugs that celebrate everyday achievements with humor and style—perfect for coffee breaks at work or at home.
Climbing Stairs Pillows
Brighten up their living space with fun stair climbing pillows that add comfort and humor. Ideal for a cozy nook or as a motivational gift.
Climbing Stairs T-Shirts
Explore our witty stair climbing t-shirts, designed to inspire and amuse. Great for casual wear and showing off their love for taking on life's challenges.