Climatologist Gifts

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

Eskimo Joe - "honey, you'd better get out here."

The Jeopardy of Progress

'All this talk about global warming...pah! I mean, where's the evidence?'

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'

"Global warming - the sky is falling!"

"Burying my head in the sand is much easier now half the world's turned to desert!"

An ill looking Earth checking it's own pulse.

"With out new super-fast computers we can get the forecast wrong twice as fast as we used to!"

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

St Bernards, unemployed due to the greenhouse effect.

If Icebergs Dated

"Not climate geoengineering again!"

'We've had so many floods around here that we just, sort of evolved.'

Echo Chamber Canyon

'Have you thought about how this may effect global temperatures in a few million years?'

Experts through the ages.

Umbrella in case marked: 'In case of prediction error.'

'I wouldn't say you're boring, Chuck, but you're the only person I know who records The Weather Channel.'

'Hurricanes... tornadoes... drought. and now this. Global warming is ruining everything!'

'There seems to be some question as to who is in charge here. . .'

"Sunshine Mixed with Intermittent Burgers."

Global Warming debate

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"And how are we sure that's a Jewish space laser?"

Snow Global Warming

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

Global warming causing the spread of deserts

"Well, bud... either you're the herald of the coming climate change or you need a new GPS nav!"

Weather Forecast.

Are you sure the Ice Age is being destroyed by mammoth methane?

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'...and this is the water garden...'

Meteorological Office.

"Yeah, it's cold, but it's a dry cold."