Climate Sentinel Gifts

We have Earth Day, now what about a Girth Day.

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Natural Disasters

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

The World Weeps

"Hack back with all you've got!"

Experts through the ages.

'There was a time I thought humans were as smart as we are.'

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

snowman hitchhiking

Sinking Oil Tanker

'It must be Spring...the rain's warm!'

"What looked to be a surprise blue state surge turns out to have only been a precipitous rise in sea level."

Signpost to London and Cairo with Umbrella and Parasol.

"I know you're territorial, but you can't growl when someone uses your stapler."

'I'm outta here.'

"We had our identities stolen, and they took everything!"

'At last a sign the bear market may be over.'

"You majored in cyber hacking and institutional sabotage?. . . Hired!"

Fridays For Future

Stealing digital data from computers.

"It seems like all we talk about anymore is the weather."

'Why do birds fly south for winter?'

'Give me the name of your first girlfriend, first car, and first pet!'

"Sorry, but until I update the antivirus software, I want to be sure you don't click on any attachments again."

'I would have called you sooner, but I had no idea you handled ransomware attacks!'

'Apparently, this wind is coming in from the Arctic ...' (Polar bear flies through air.)

'Sergeant, there's someone here who says he's holding your access codes for ransom.'

"We're awaiting our editors' inputs before we release the new IPCC climate recommendations to the press."

'Hey! North migration has the right of way in Spring!'

"Do you remember when this was a deserted archipelago?"

'You know, in years to come, people will find a way of getting rid of this ice...'

'We want to go where ever global warming is at it's worst.'