Climate Satire Fan Pillows

'It wasn't that hot down here before global warming.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"I'm going to get you fired."

I told you we were late!

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

The truth about the death of the Dinosaurs.

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

A recent poll reveals that the number of Americans who believe global warming is a threat has dropped 20%.

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet.

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

With the economy as it is, even Santa Claus had to take on a second job as the Easter Bunny...

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

Caution: Falling Businessmen - A Sign of the Times

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

"If you work hard, exploit your employees, take advantage of a pandemic, use loopholes to avoid taxes,hoard your wealth, and in an act of extreme self-indulgent meaningless vanity, you can someday be an astronaut."

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

'Professor Blaupunkt's research, funded by the I.R.S., is to find any signs of taxes on other planets.'

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

"Well, isn't this just great? I told you this planet was in a sketchy neighborhood."

"An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off from Antarctica? How do the taxes compare?"

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

"You not so special just cause walk upright."

Acme Coffee Co.

Even with record Antarctic sea ice, nature finds ways to survive....