Climate Satire Fan Pillows

'It wasn't that hot down here before global warming.'

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"I'm going to get you fired."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

The truth about the death of the Dinosaurs.

A recent poll reveals that the number of Americans who believe global warming is a threat has dropped 20%.

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet.

With the economy as it is, even Santa Claus had to take on a second job as the Easter Bunny...

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

"If you work hard, exploit your employees, take advantage of a pandemic, use loopholes to avoid taxes,hoard your wealth, and in an act of extreme self-indulgent meaningless vanity, you can someday be an astronaut."

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off from Antarctica? How do the taxes compare?"

Caution: Falling Businessmen - A Sign of the Times

'Professor Blaupunkt's research, funded by the I.R.S., is to find any signs of taxes on other planets.'

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

"You not so special just cause walk upright."

Acme Coffee Co.

Even with record Antarctic sea ice, nature finds ways to survive....