Climate Justice Gifts

Intersectional Climate Justice

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Natural Disasters

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"I love you too, big guy."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

Trump leaving

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

Global Warmer 2000.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Just Stop Boil

Bees SOS

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

The melting polar ice caps

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Environment policy.

COP26

COP29

Did you let the global warming skeptics into eco club? Yeah. It went fine. We agreed to work on today's environmental problems. We don't have to wait 50 years to clean up toxic waste dumps! Amen.

Water scarcity in Africa

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

Save Mars

"Hey how are you feeling about the climate crisis?"

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'

Ecological balance.