Climate Debate Followers Gifts

Fracking Express

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

'So what if few limp-wristed girlie men think we're too extreme!'

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

"Get someone to make the slot bigger."

Self Checkout

Devil driving a convertible with many tailpipes

Weather bar

Sonny Bono - Singer/US Congressman.

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

"I'm just saying. . . it wouldn't have hurt to check the price of an airline ticket."

"You hear that? New Zealand plans to tax cow burps. You have been warned!"

For sale

Ahhh! Now we got the IPCC by the balls!

Bigfoot Carbon Footprint.

Polelitically Incorrect

Maybe we should try to evolve after the ice melts.

"When can we start calling each other names like they did in the political debates."

Eat Meat For the Environment!

"First they have to settle who's the most christian."

What's left of the ice age. Cheap.

Says here the Mediterranean Sea wasn't always there. Big whoop, geek-boy. Tap tap tap tap tap. Says here 6 million years ago, it was a salty desert that was 10,000 feet below sea level … and because of the topography and the air pressure, it was a suffocating, hellish wasteland that got up to 170 degrees. Nothing but tardigrades, misery and extra-sweaty demons could've lived there. Which reminds me, didn't you say your family originally came from the Mediterranean? Which reminds me, when's the l

Welcome to the middle class Jer$ey $hore!'

Rush Linbaugh - Radio Commentator.

"I think we should leave Europe then retake it by force."

Party Like the Temperature is 1999

Stop global warming

'Finally a day of hot deals and cool profit - my kind of climate change.'

'What with global warming and all, I'm sure he'll come down on his asking price.'

Gladstone and Disraeli Discussed by the Queens

Want to get into the van? Hih? WE're road tripping to Arizona. We're gonna protest the onerous immigration laws. We'll innundate the man with papers showing we're citizens, then burn them and inhald of smoke of peaceful resistance. They have big TVs there. Dibs on the Netflix queue!

In the Year 2525

Great Britain Will Not Freeze!