Climate Contrast Appreciator T-Shirts

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

They can't all look like sheep butts.

Football fan

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

A planet like ours - Penguin to camel - "It wouldn't work either way my darling. I'm getting sunburnt out here and back home you'd freeze to death."

'Turn up the air conditioning. Panting always puts us at a disadvantage during negotiations.'

Closet.

"I think I see it, guys!" "That's a rock." "Look! A dead snake." "Here's an old balloon... I think!" "World's smallest ball of twine."

Shadow Artist

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

Wrong Side of the Equator

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

"Sure, the Antarctic waters are great feeding grounds, but can we try tropical waters next time?"

"Yes, it’s hot and humid in Atlanta, but my vote is worth ten thousand of yours."

Eskimo Snow Globe

Castle with parking lot.

The Badlands! A dry and deserted landscape where deadly rattlesnakes and packs of sharp-toothes coyotes roam the night looking for prey. And also, Fifi.

Trainspotter spotting: 'Gosh! A type 406 with original thermos.'

The Abominable Snow Shark.

California Mutant...(Field of California Poppies with 1 RED poppy.)

Beware of the dog in the igloo

'We want to go where ever global warming is at it's worst.'

Rudy, look, an airplane! What? Where? Out the window. Ooh, it's a big one. See it?! Yeah, so? House of Java Cybercafe. When I feel bad about something, my parents try to focus my attention on something else. Like: You lost a girlfriend, but there's an airplane. And it's flying by a cloud shaped like a frog! Very nice try. Still sad.

'Uhh, maybe you should just play flute, Bob.'

Freezicle.

A cactus growing on an igloo

"The kids are at our home in Florida on a surprise visit of their own."

One star.

'I read the paper you gave at the Iceland Conference on my way to the Hawaii Conference.'

'Do we have to be in the Himalayas? - I hear the Smokies are really nice this time of year.'

"I find it tends to instantly lightens the mood."

The Greeting Card and the Business Letter