Climate Change Curiosities Prints

Do It Yourself Igloo Kit.

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Scarcity

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

"AI"

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

How Glaciations Begin

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

'This creature is supposed to have existed when the Earth was cooler, but so far no archaeological evidence has been found.'

"I doubt you'd understand what I do for a living, I'm a climate change scientist."

"Maybe we can find water on Mars."

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

'Now do you believe in Global Warming?'

The Right-Wing's Five Steps of Climate Change

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

"Give me all the books you have on Global warming!"

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '