Climate Chatter Prints

"Now, if New York were sunny and bright like Colorado, then that would be another story."

Meteorological Office.

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"I think we have run out of time..."

Winter Weather.

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

How Glaciations Begin

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"What the hell happened to this town?"

Keystone XL

"You can already make reservations and travel as soon as climate change has caused sea levels to rise!"

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

Creator's Remorse

"It's 40 degrees in Europe. Maybe we should take that Paris trip we always talk about, and get away from this oppressive heat."

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

Weather bar

"It was around here we felt the force of el nino."

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

Khan Hunt

Intense summer sun

Where is global warming when you want it?

'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'

'Ooops. Any chance we could blame this on El Nino or climate change?'

"I'm just saying. . . it wouldn't have hurt to check the price of an airline ticket."

"Considering the heat, cold button issues might be the way to go."

"Ha! I didn't become the mayor of Atlantis by listening to a bunch of pesky scientists."

Cover story: Weather Forecaster.

"And if what they say about global warming is true you should have year round use of the pool by 2075."

Ice fisherman watching water skier go by.

'Well, if no one is willing to take responsibility for it, we'll blame it on climate change.'

"Of course some creatures have proved more able to adapt to changing climate conditions than others."