Weather Chitchatter Prints

'For tech-support press one... and don't forget to ask how is the weather today in Bombay...'

Mums coffee morning

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Careful burying all your bones. We get a cold snap and your assets are frozen!"

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

'Well, the weather was terrible, but the buffet was AMAZING!! They had EVERYTHING!!'

"Sadie, they found a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri. That makes way over 1,000 planets we've discovered in my lifetime." "It must be exciting for you, discovering there are 1,000 worlds full of people who can't possibly know what a doofus you are." "...Unless they've got telescopes." "It is exciting. Now I know how you must've felt when Oog the Caveman discovered Venus." "I see you're bringing what passes for your 'A-game' today."

"Your difficulty communicating how you really feel, is because of your inherent inability to display complex emotion."

Chris Evans

"Lovely weather for it."

'I want to be a weatherman or a pundit. They never have to be right all the time.'

"It's lunchtime! Have you finished saying 'Good Morning' on your WhatsApp Groups?"

'Sorry, dad, I'm so busy chattin' with friends I just can't work.'

"Doctor, I find you very easy to talk to."

Woman tries to pray for the rain to end.

"It seems like all we talk about anymore is the weather."

"Now, if New York were sunny and bright like Colorado, then that would be another story."

Ramblers Association

'What's the weather like in Australia?'

'That was some storm, last night.'

"I'm good thanks."

"It's going to rain — I can feel it in my bones."

'I was dating a weatherman, but he had this annoying habit of always talking up a storm.'

"Sport on top, a little politics at the sides and news.. "

"I normally don't celebrate the end of winter, but this year I decided I hate cold weather."

'Ahhhh...It's such a beautiful morning outside...the sun is shining...the birds are singing....'

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