Climate Change Consultant Gifts

If we run with this account, we'll be accused of being ethically challenged and morally bankrupt...anyone got a problem with that?

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

Trump leaving

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"I think we have run out of time..."

Winter Weather.

The melting polar ice caps

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

How Glaciations Begin

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

Environment policy.

Fish want out of polluted river.

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

Price may vary with weather.

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming