Climate Change Consultant Pillows

If we run with this account, we'll be accused of being ethically challenged and morally bankrupt...anyone got a problem with that?

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Trump leaving

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Winter Weather.

"I think we have run out of time..."

The melting polar ice caps

How Glaciations Begin

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

Environment policy.

Fish want out of polluted river.

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

Price may vary with weather.

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.