Cliffside Enthusiast Mugs

'It's a hell of a climb but it's worth it!'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Beach Barbecue

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Litter Tray Training

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'He's maturing early.'

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"Doctor, I'm embarassed and concerned about my leakage problem."

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

Circus Act

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Balloon dog poos.

"What's your occupation?"

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."