Cliffside Enthusiast Prints

'It's a hell of a climb but it's worth it!'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Beach Barbecue

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Litter Tray Training

'He's maturing early.'

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"Doctor, I'm embarassed and concerned about my leakage problem."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Balloon dog poos.

"What's your occupation?"

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

Circus Act