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"His ingrowing solicitor was playing up again."

Trial by Media

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Thank you, Essential Workers

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

"How long were you in the waiting room?"

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

"We hope seeing a marriage counselor maybe could make one of us less stubborn!"

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

Detention Center

"Moulting"

"The truth is, doctor, I've lost faith in Western medicine."

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

Violent Crime Statistics

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

"They're class action figures."

Human Rights for All

Justice 4 Ron

Lady Justice.

"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'"

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

'At first it was a few dollars here and a few dollars there. Then I realized I'd have to pay my lawyer.'

"I've run every test known to man, and it turns out you're allergic to medical bills."

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

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The scales between gluttony and hunger

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

'We didn't have enough money for steel bars, so we just put a bunch of syrup on the wood.'

'Let me though! - I'm a Doctor.'

"I'd like to report a case of historical sexual abuse in the sixties. I'd like to - but I can't!"

The Voice of Experience: "Don't worry about the congress or the press. Once you own the udges and the justice department, they won't matter."

'I hate it when EVERYONE is a whistle blower.'