Cliché Collector Gifts

"Absolutely! Where there's smoke there's fire."

"Miss Gaines, send in someone who reminds me of myself as a lad."

"If all you have is a whatchamacallit then every problem looks like a thingamajig."

The straw that broke the camels back!

The Devil's in the detail!

"You're supposed to push your envelope from the inside, Conners!"

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

"Don't judge a book by its cover...judge it by whether it's in the bargain bin or not!"

"Would you please stop saying 'That's a no-brainer'!"

An old cliche comes under fire from yet another special interest group.

"A village did raise him. But, of course, it was Greenwich Village."

'Reserved' (presumably for little miss muffet)

"There are far too many balls in your court, Brintner!"

"There is such a thing as a free lunch-it just tastes bad."

"Lucky you. Cliches are 10% off today."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

'Actually, sir, this might just be better than sliced bread.'

"Frank, you need to start thinking outside the box."

Grass isn't greener

Schematic Map of Seaside Heights Town Beach, Summer, 2007

"Repeat after me: We are delivering the proactive core value promises and rolling out our real time best practice action plan going forward ..."

"Um...there's no 'I' in 'TEAM?'"

Cartoon Cliches Ahead!

"Herewith, we recommend the following: when you're up to your rear in alligators, it's worth remembering your original purpose was to drain the swamp...."

"That's a schoolboy error."

"When a news anchor used 'unpack', 'writ large', 'double down', 'at the end fo the day' and 'game changer' all in one sentence, that was the last straw."

Smelling the roses in a toilet.

A taco stand offers 'crawling tacos' to desert crawler man.

I love whatever cliché you're comfortable with.

"So he led me to water and I took a big long drink just to wipe that smug grin off his face."

"See? This is why I don't usually stop to smell the roses!"

A Charning Bear

"Of course I come here often. I'm the barmaid!"

"Hey...if life hands you a lemon, you make lemonade."

"No man is an island."