Clever Rule Challenger Prints

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Look! No hands!"

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

I'm not substitute teaching after all. How come? They wanted a criminal background check! I was a principal for 15 years. They know me! Yes, but

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"I'm looking for loopholes."

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

"Well, my daddy always says it's not a lie unless the Grand Jury says it's a lie."

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

"It's a setup."

'This is a coffee break, Caldwell -- Get rid of that damn teapot!'

'Why do it the easy way when you can do it the right way?'

2000 words was tough, but doable. Billy would play the picture paints a 1000 words card, twice!

"Boy, the sooner she realises the only authority I obey is the Bible, the better!"

"As board members, we need to speak with one voice, I'm suggesting Donald Duck."

Mensa gym...we exercise the mind!

'It's bad enough I get overrules at home... why here also, Sharon?'

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

Know Know

"So you want to hide it from other squirrels by presented to deposit it in savings, then taking it back and putting it in a secret account?"

'You're under arrest for disturbing the peace.'

You spend way too much time and energy stewing over things, Al