Rule Challengers Prints

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

'. . . Then whatever's the point of it?'

'You have been cutting classes all term. I'm going to issue a computer tracking number to you, so I can know your location.'

Sign against skateboarding, sign against slouching.

ASBOs

'Wow, that's great! The house rules say pets ain't allowed here!'

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

Dog Crossing

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

I'm not substitute teaching after all. How come? They wanted a criminal background check! I was a principal for 15 years. They know me! Yes, but

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

'That's our corporate ladder.'

Whatever!

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

"I'm looking for loopholes."

'What about three-day Sabbaths?'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

'Sorry, Jimmy... our school has a strict 'don't show, don't tell' policy!'

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

'This is a coffee break, Caldwell -- Get rid of that damn teapot!'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'