Clever Procrastination Pillows

'You've done this just to get out of doing the dishes, haven't you George?'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

Is plagiarism the same as value adding?

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"I think I see your deadline approaching."

How lazy people decide what to eat

In, Out, Shake it all about

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

Chairmen of the Bored

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

'Doctor says I've got an enlarged procrastinate.'

"I live for the moment. That moment just happens to be in the indefinite future."

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

"He's my hero. At 5 he just knocks everything off his desk and calls it a day."

"The little engine that shoulda coulda woulda."

State U. He procrastinated and is now trying to do all the work for his middle English literature class in a couple of days. "Canterburied," is he?!

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

"No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions."

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

E=Equals

'Well done Hopkins - I hear you cleared your in tray for the first time in twenty years.'

"I think I see the problem."

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'