Playful Procrastinators Pillows

Never leave kids unsupervised. They might goof off and miss their deadline.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

In, Out, Shake it all about

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

Procrastinators Incorporated

In and Out Box

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

A worker has 3 trays, and in tray, an out tray and a can we talk about it in the morning? tray

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

"I think I see the problem."

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'

"It's Friday afternoon. Let's just call our problems opportunities and leave them for next week."

'I would have had these reports done sooner, but someone rolled a ball with a bell inside it into my cubicle.'

As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.

"I'm listing my deadlines by due date so I can miss them in chronological order."

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

"Where do you come up with your rationalizations for not writing?"

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

I'm fine JB. I'm just waiting for a big idea to gel.

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

Welcome Sufferers of Stage Fright

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'