Clever Communicators Pillows

'You look like a strong man -- could you get the lid off this container of birth control pills?'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

Ninedency: A budding tendency

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'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"Those are wonderful insights jack but we're, Looking for actual ideas."

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

Time for speeches

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

'Of course I can spell -- I just can't spell conventionally.'

"I appreciate succinct memos, Phillips, but stop writing them all in Haiku!"

'Actually, when I asked you to bring something fresh to the table, I was talking about ideas!'

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'Every time I go on an ego trip, I get hijacked by terrorists!'

The Curse of Rhadamanthus (For Pete's Sake)

'Don't jump. It's a book publisher!'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'