Clever Animal Fanatics T-Shirts

'Why can't he just fetch the paper?'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"This never happened."

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

Hell No Kitty

"Is your dog friendly?"

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"And here are today's categories...."

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

Free Range Golfers

'Show one more kitten photo,lady and the next time you see me will be on a 'missing' poster!'

'Let's get a kitty.'

'My mother was a real bitch!'

'I hate surprises!'

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

'You let me out. What I do when I'm out is my business.'

Replacements for Extinct Animals

Cat being licked by plant.