Clever Animal Fanatics Pillows

'Why can't he just fetch the paper?'

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"This never happened."

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

"And here are today's categories...."

Free Range Golfers

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

"Is your dog friendly?"

"Glendora Hagan got in another load of cats, Elinor honey. Can you take a couple?"

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

'Let's get a kitty.'

'My mother was a real bitch!'

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)

"I'll have to call you back. The cat looks really pleased with himself, and I gotta find out why."

Cat being licked by plant.

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

The Life of Riley...

'You let me out. What I do when I'm out is my business.'

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