Clearance Sale Lover Pillows

Massive Footwear Clearance.

Cut Price

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

"How much is the sign?"

Trustworthy Authority.

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

Sale today - 50% off everything!

The art of fishing.

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

SAGE (unknown model)

Final clearance sale.

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

'Well, it makes me happy!'

'It's plastic, Ben, it's only plastic!'

'We have live bait,dead bait,artifical bait,what they're hitting bait,and bait you can eat if the fish don't.'

'Hank.I know it's your favorite lure, but give it go.'

"I'm in marketing. My motto is it's all in the packaging."

"Tsk, tsk, tsk. . . already marked down for clearance and it's not even Halloween yet."

Pound sign being cut in half.

Razor Salesman

Man with a piggy bank in a car with 'Just Leased' written on the back.

And now lot 36, the Picasso. Only one owner, a little old lady...

Farmers' Market

'I think he's getting ready to hammer that plug.'