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Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'All right! Who's got my bloody stress ball?'

Aberdeen Smoking the Pipe of Peace - Aberdeen and France at War with Russia

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Pencil sharpeners in hell

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

'Dog got your clog?'

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

"Your new book, 'Help - My Head's Caught in a Pipe,' has been called by some to be semi-autobiographical. Can you comment on these rumors?"

2020

"He thinks he's located a World War I torpedo boat. What's exciting at your house?"

"Come on, Baldo...get up. It's twenty to eleven."

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

Dramatic lighting in the drama department.

'All that smoking has stunted your growth.'

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

'Wow, a sixty-four arrow quiver with built-in sharpener! I'm so jealous.' (First day at archery school.)

I heard oil companies just discovered huge reservoirs of oil way under the ground, all around our town. But they can't get at it because President Obama declared the whole region a national monument before he left. Why would he do that? Doesn't he know we use oil to make plastic, and that my Playstation is totally made of plastic? What happens of I ever need to buy a fourth Playstation 4? He's endangering my supply just to save a bunch of trees and mountains and waterfalls and endangered bearico

Harold Wilson

"You can buy all kinds of stuff on the internet!"

"I'm in way over my head"

'I think we need some more baking soda, dear.'

'Well it was fine on the straight but when it hit the last curve the cartoonist lost his perspective!'

'Huh! There goes Sunday lunch!'

Instant winner trash can

'Another mirage! First the bin lorry, and now this.'

"Mom, when will I be old enough to contain alcohol?"

'Just checking Sid - Are England flags Grey bin or Green bin?'

Vlad The Impaler's Descendants,

"Pipe Dream"

Vacuum Packed snack.