Cleaning Conundrum Solver Pillows

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

Can do...No can do

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

"If you'd like to take a seat."

"No more thinking outside the box Bamford. From now on I want you to do all your thinking inside your box!"

Communication Breakdowns

Our Computer is Up/Down.

"We don't see ourselves as either a David or a Goliath. We're content to just be the company that manufactures the sling shots."

"Go ahead, reply all!"

"Why don’t you just go back to writing your memoirs and forget about the whole graphic-novel thing?"

'Ye gods, Will - art thou still monkeying about with that Ooh-ooh language?'

'Okay. Now. Insert Part K into slot G...'

Damned if you do...

'We have obligations to our stockholders, our employees and our community - Fortunately, Henderson in legal has found a loophole.'

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

"You'd better come up with something that will sell - or else. I hope that was helpful."

Mega Corp. Last Rest Stop for 37 Doors.

Three-eyed man beats three card monte game.

'I have a great existential dilemma. I consider myself a conservative... but I love liberal women!'

You Are Here on the wiring diagram

"We can't let the king die, but we also can't do anything that suggests he needs saving..."

'You have 17 new conflicting messages...'

Damned if you do Damned if you don't

Hard of Hearing Institute.

"I think we're supposed to connect the positive wire here and the negative wire there. But I can't."

"I'm confused. Are we your attorneys or are you our attorneys?"

'How'll we handle this?'

Over eating...don't do it.

"Skip parts A through H and fill out the I, O and U ones!"

In Case of Broken Glass, Break Glass.

Unhappy businessman as he watches his sales go crashing down on his chart