Cleaning Conjurer Prints

Math Department Janitor

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'Needs salt!'

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Witch's Brew.

Ghostbasters 3

"Darn it, lost another swab."

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'Hey, 'Houdini', after you figure out how to levitate the cork ou tof the bottle, I can use your magic at the kitchen sink.'

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'

My Cauldron Rules

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

Fallen Angel.

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

'I wish you'd cook dinner!'