Chaos Conjurer Prints

"Amazing - the event horizon of a black hole!"

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

What My Day Feels Like

Fight or Flight

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

Human Recources Management

"Can you rewrite this in 3-D?"

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"My name is Van Gelsing, Madame. I'm an expert in cleaning teenagers' rooms. If you need me, just give me a call, okay?"

California fires and Coronavirus

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

The horn of paper

Fallen Angel.

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

Office De-cluttering