Cleaning Commando Pillows

Spring Cleaning

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

Executive Asks Death To Wait

The household cavalry

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

Communication Breakdowns

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

'It doesn't look good, sir - the enemy is amassing vacuum cleaners along our southern border.'

'There I was, all alone... salesmen to the left of me... salesmen to the right of me... salesmen behind me...'

As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.'

Human Dust Buster

Our house is a mess! Life's messy, I need to simplify. You don't have the nerve to do what needs to be done. We left our laundry on the sofa for you, mom! You're so wrong. I can too get rid of my kids. You'll save tons on cleaning supplies alone!

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!

Aways read the small print.

"Remember when all this was free?"

'Don't blame me, I told you to pick your feet up.'

Hey! I just vacuumed there!! Sisyphus at home.

Male Green Beret applying face camouflage - female Green Beret applying lipstick.

"I said, I think it's time we changed the cat's litter box!"

"Can you hold on a sec? I need to check on Timmy."

"I've been asked to talk to you boys about 'rapid building entry' techniques

"My kitchen is a magical place. People suddenly appear at mealtime and disappear when it's time to clean."

"Go to accounting and crunch the numbers people."

'Mum said you were the first man she ever trained, Dad.'

Family looking to buy a dog.

"We hired Steve after the copier kept breaking down!"

Going After the Terrorists