Cleaning Commando Pillows

Spring Cleaning

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

Executive Asks Death To Wait

The household cavalry

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

'I have a bad feeling about this place, Watson... and I smell a rat!'

Communication Breakdowns

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

'It doesn't look good, sir - the enemy is amassing vacuum cleaners along our southern border.'

'There I was, all alone... salesmen to the left of me... salesmen to the right of me... salesmen behind me...'

As space walking astronaut vacuums dust particles: 'Houston, we see to have the cosmic dust problem under control.'

Human Dust Buster

4 Great Life Hacks for the Holidays!

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

Wendel maps his trip to the germaphobe society headquarters.

'I actually find my Ghillie Suit a better camouflage option than my stripes...'

Aways read the small print.

'Don't blame me, I told you to pick your feet up.'

"Remember when all this was free?"

Male Green Beret applying face camouflage - female Green Beret applying lipstick.

"My kitchen is a magical place. People suddenly appear at mealtime and disappear when it's time to clean."

"Can you hold on a sec? I need to check on Timmy."

"I said, I think it's time we changed the cat's litter box!"

"I've been asked to talk to you boys about 'rapid building entry' techniques

"Go to accounting and crunch the numbers people."

"We hired Steve after the copier kept breaking down!"

Family looking to buy a dog.

'Mum said you were the first man she ever trained, Dad.'

'Let's face it. We have an environmental crisis of our own!'

'Create Adam before Eve -- He'll need some time to clean up around there a little first.'